Men with thicker or more muscular thighs had a chafing problem. The culprit? Inferior underwear. The keyword is “had.” Because now, chafing is a thing of the past thanks to the FreeMan Boxer Brief with the 9 Inch Leg. 

Despite being a slightly lower quality version of the EveryMan Bamboo Rayon/Lycra fabric, you’d only know the difference if your other underwear is from Obviously Apparel. Compared to the cotton fabric the department stores are hawking, this will still be the softest, most breathable, most supportive thing in your underwear drawer. 

But really, you’re buying these for our proprietary anatomical pouch. It will make you realize that wearing other underwear is like wearing a long-sleeve shirt made by someone who doesn’t know the general shape of human arms. And that someone would probably be a snake or a bald eagle. When you’re looking for a pouch that makes sense, one designed for your snake and balls, our proprietary pouch is made to keep you comfortable. Because why on earth wouldn’t it? We’ll leave that mystery to our competitors.

Our glowing Amazon reviews span from the silky, smooth, and secure waistband to the anti-chafing leg length. See what all the no-fuss comfort is about: experience the FreeMan Boxer Brief 9 Inch Leg firsthand.